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FRANKIE ELKIN SURVIVAL GUIDE

The Official Frankie Elkin Survival Guide:

1.  Water. Always take plenty of water plus one more bottle 

2.  Paracord bracelet (you want the one with the razor sharp clasp perfect for sawing through wrist bindings—trust me on this. If you really want to go nuts, spend the extra $4 for the built in compass and fire starter)

3.  Multi Tool Tactical hair clips—again, go for the saw tooth edge, will be best 8 bucks you ever spent

4.  Emergency whistle—and keep it accessible!  Doesn’t just summon help, sometimes piercing noise enough to scare evil doers away

5.  Never accept a meeting with a convicted serial killer.  Please learn from my mistakes